Penelope is so perfect in this movie that I want to be exactly like her from now on. For example, after this blog, I will no longer speak English. I’m also going to give up writing and take up painting and smoking. I realize these are all bad ideas, but that’s the price I must pay. I’m also going to base all of my decisions on emotional flare-ups and I’m going to buy some long skirts. I won’t stab anyone though, or shoot them in the hand. I will, however, start calling people names. I’ve always wanted to try that. And since I’m planning to only do it in Spanish, it’s not like anyone will even understand what I’m saying.
I am also planning to get to know Woody better. Perhaps I’ll meet him for a drink or ask him to adopt a baby with me.