I’m totally over Corman. I have a new boyfriend now. It’s the guy from 27 Dresses. I don’t know what his name is but we’re kind of a thing. I discussed it with Dan and he agrees that Corman might have been a little out of my league, brainswise, but the 27 Dresses guy seems perfect for me, and he’s a writer too! A reporter! So it’s all settled.
I just have to Google him to see if he’s too young (I never go under 38, but I’m willing to go as high as 85 for Pulitzer prize winners) and also his name.
Nevermind, he’s 33 dammit! And not that I care anymore, but his name is James. I could have called him Jimmy and everything, but whatever.