Either I just read The New York Times News Alert wrong or the Supreme Court just ruled that anybody can have a gun. And not just crazy people. Anybody. And I believe they’re referring to real guns. How come they can decide stuff like that without asking people like me who are afraid of people who like to have guns? Don’t I matter at all. Just the word “Gun” gives me the chills. If I were in charge of making these sorts of decisions, I would rule that no, nobody can have a gun. Children can’t play with guns and therefore neither can adults. Guns are dangerous, I would say. What good could possibly come out of a person having a gun? What if, say, there were bullets in that gun? You see what I’m saying?