Okay, so the three men I was telling you about. Here they are:
Husband Number One: Early, early thirties. So cute you'll pass out, and so smart I don't even talk to him. Works in NJ (same office as my husband) but lives in NYC. Was at my book party and every girl liked him. Tall and thin with straight brown hair and perfect face,hair and clothes. Great personality. Relaxed, super cool. Charming as hell. Could be gone by the time I post this, so act quickly.
Husband Number Two: Same age as husband one, but not as slick. Very, very cute though, and much more casual. Lives in NYC. Loves to ride his bike. It's a cool bike, too. No training wheels or anything. Really funny guy. And not like, ha ha witty funny, more like I'm actually laughing funny. Used to work in same office as husband number one and my husband, but switched jobs. I'm not sure what he does, but these guys are so smart, it does not matter. Trust me.
Husband Number Three: Forties. Divorced. So obviously not brand new like one and two, BUT still very handsome. Great dad. Loves hockey. Used to be a sports agent. Now owns very cool sporting goods store in NJ. Lives in NJ. Heart of Gold. Was already a husband, so we know he's good at it. I know his sister very well, and I even went to high school with his ex-wife. I really liked her, but whatever. The marriage didn't work, so lucky you!
You should totally marry this one.