Did anyone happen to see the guest on the Tyra Banks show the other day who was crying because she didn’t have any eyebrows? I was just flipping through the channels, I swear. IT could have happened to anyone. That show is always on!
More importantly, are they kidding? How is that a show? THe girl was saying how all her life she felt ugly because she didn’t have any eyebrows and how she didn’t want to live. Meanwhile, she was like the prettiest thing ever. The whole time I was watching it, I was thinking, this has got to be the most pitiful situation I’ve ever been in in my life. Here I am, sitting here, watching this girl cry about the fact that she doesn’t have two little thin lines of hair on her face, and then I remembered that I once wrote an entire essay about a girl who didn’t have any eyebrows. I’m going to dig it out tomorrow to see if it was funny or not. If it’s funny, I’ll post it. If not, I’ll just pretend none of this ever happened.