You can't see Lyle, can you? Well, rest assured it's not because he was made into a handbag. Hold on though, I'm working on it.
Archives for August 2009
I can't get this picture of Lyle out of my head (or off this post. I tried. But I literally can't get it off for some reason). I was going to post this horrible thing I read about Hermes raising crocodiles so they can speed up production of their hideous Birkin bags and sell them for $45,000. But then I remembered that I eat farm raised salmon, Whole Food's Black Bean Chicken and that I have like eight million leather belts and so I thought it best not to call attention to the fact that although I am disgusted by the idea of raising animals to wear them as pocketbooks, I'm not one to talk. Still…look at little Lyle standing there with his tiny arms and three little fingers. How could anyone hurt him? And who would want a green pocketbook?
So far it's overwhelmingly number three and we're pretty much at the finish line, but I'm still interested in those of you who liked number two, because I have a little surprise.
Those of you who voted in the COMMENT section, don't forget to email me an address where I can send your copy.
In the meantime I'd just like to tell you what I dreamt last night.
I got a haircut.
But that's not all.
It came out exactly like Patty Duke. I kept trying to act like I liked it and that Patty Duke was the look I was going for, but no one believed me. Everyone kept saying it looked good but I knew they were laughing behind my back because my head looked huge.
In other news here's a review of "Funny People."
Adam Sandler doesn't die.